Teacher, I Think Your English Is Bad!

During recess one morning , a boy came up to my desk in the teachers' staffroom. "Sir," said he, "what should I do to widen my English vocabulary?" "You should read more books," I replied, smiling. I had been marking exercise books at my desk before the interruption. "Do you still read books, sir?" the boy went on. We were speaking in Chinese, by the way, and he seemed quite a humble and nice lad. "Yes, I do. I always read." "Do you still look up the meanings of words in dictionaries?" he asked again. Obviously very curious. "Of course, you should do the same too," said I, with a sagacious nod. The boy then went silent. He blinked and bit his lower lip. "What's wrong, Martin?" But he only shook his head and indicated towards the pile of books and dictionaries on my desk. "Sir, are these all yours?" "Yes." A mischievous spark shone in his eyes. "Sir...